hello love
Abby. 22. Television Obsessed. Bitch. Sex Positive. Body Positive. LGBTQIA Positive.



Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.


I’m already fucking giddy about what I’m getting for lunch tomorrow. Like that’s dedication to the sparkle motion tbh



Love your blog & what youre about! Would love a follow back ma'am :-)

I don’t know when you sent this, but I just saw it so your wish is my command! πŸ’œ





supermortalwhopotterlock:

#and he never forgave #and he never forgot



jeanmarcoing:

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus





Unsurprisingly, this isn’t even half the outfits



Anonymous:
Hi beautiful! I have a question. So I just got into a relationship about 4 months ago and praaaaiiiisssseee him my boyfriend that he's been so patient but he's a big guy about 6'7'' and 340lbs and I'm like 5'5'' about 180lbs. I'm nervous about having sex because he expects me to be flawless and slim (bc I wear body slimmers). I have many curves and bumps. My question is, how do I prepare myself/ and how to not be nervous? I honestly love my body, just still nervous.

Be open. Be honest. If he says he loves you, he loves ALL of you every bump, every freckle, every wobbly bit. So get naked, show him what you’re working with and get your freak on. The nerves will be there at first, but they will quickly subside once you get to business. So put your thirty second panties on, and do the damn thing boo boo! :)



bovidae:

not changing ur url to maintain your brand recognition



boom, roasted!



classy-kate:

THANKS GIRL CODE I’m not gonna let people give me a hard time about wearing leggings anymore



shmoo06:

Emotions of New Orleans #HeyUSAΒ (Part 4/?)

the one where grace turns into a tea pot

you know the one



Can we please talk about how incredibly perfect Grace Helbig is. Like as far as incredibly unattainable bucket list entries go, drinking shots of vodka with Smellbig herself is numero uno. Β