me arriving at the gates of hell
OMG. CAN NOT BREATHE
We’re a couple now, bitches.
This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it
taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch
HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.
"Open books, not legs" is the dumbest shit ever like
if I wanna read then I’ll read
and if I wanna fuck then I’ll fuck
and if I wanna rest my book against a hot guy’s head while he puts it between my spread legs then I’m gonna fucking do that bye
I’m in love
Why do I love this so much
how to get gays’ attention
this is my favorite gif on the internet
This is a stream of consciousness vlog, which means I’m gonna talk about what’s in my brain. Hey, that’s worth your 0 dollars of entertainment, right? To the moon!… If it exists.
Blake Lively filmography
TV MEME REVISITED; 9 FAVOURITE LADIES
Let’s look at that tattoo up close and personal, shall we? What are these? Oh, my God! Breasts! How does anybody practice medicine hauling these things around? And what have we got back here? Let’s see if I remember my anatomy. Glutes, right? Let’s study them, shall we? Gather around and check out the booty that put Izzie Stevens through med school! Have you had enough, or should I continue, because I have a few more very interesting tattoos. You want to call me Dr. Model? That’s fine. Just remember that while you’re still sitting on two hundred grand of student loans… I’m out of debt.